|First Appearance||Alien Pregnant by Elvis|
|Editor||Esther Friesner and Martin H. Greenberg|
"They'd Never--" is a satirical science fiction story by Harry Turtledove. It was first published in Alien Pregnant by Elvis, edited by Esther Friesner and Martin H. Greenberg, DAW 1994, and reprinted in Reincarnations, Capclave, 2009.
The story is about an extraterrestrial "attack" on the offices of an American tabloid publisher.