"The Haunted Bicuspid"  
Enchanter Completed
Author Harry Turtledove
First Appearance The Enchanter Completed
Collected Reincarnations
Illustrator Tom Kidd
Genre(s) Fantasy
Publication date 2005

"The Haunted Bicuspid" is a fantasy short story by Harry Turtledove written specifically for the anthology The Enchanter Completed (Baen 2005) which Turtledove also edited. This collection was dedicated to the memory of L. Sprague de Camp and contains stories of the type he might have written. It was reprinted in Reincarnations (Capclave, 2009).

This story concerns William Legrand who, after buying a round for his cronies and other patrons in George M.'s tavern in celebration, recounts the tale of woe and the happy conclusion to his latest dental problem.