| The War Between the Provinces |
|Type of Appearance:||Direct|
|Relatives:||Two unnamed brothers, two unnamed sisters, Great-Aunt Hilda|
Smitty was a Detinan farmer from New Eborac Province. When forces loyal to false King Geoffrey fired on Sumptuous Castle in Karlsburg, Peachtree Province, beginning the Detinan Civil War, Smitty answered King Avram's call for a volunteer army. He served in the 26th New Eborac Regiment, eventually attaining the rank of sergeant. He was friends with Rollant, a blond who had escaped serfdom in Palmetto Province.
He was known for his perverse sense of humor and one of the few people who were friends with Rollant and would not offend him if Smitty said something race-sensitive.