Fictional Character
"We Haven't Got There Yet"
Set in OTL (?)
Type of Appearance: Direct
Nationality: England
Date of Birth: 16th century
Occupation: Security guard

Ned was the name of a security guard who worked at The Rose. In 1606, he was hired by a troupe of time-lost actors to keep members of the audience away. After seeing their production of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, William Shakespeare immediately went back stage to speak to the actors, and had to bribe Ned in order to gain access.