Haystack Thornton
Fictional Character
State of Jefferson
POD: Pre-history;
Relevant POD: 1919
Appearance(s): "Visitor from the East"
Type of Appearance: Direct
Nationality: United States
Occupation: Farmer

Haystack Thornton was a marijuana grower in Eureka, Jefferson. While he was a little person, he was still quite big at almost 7 feet tall and wide in proportion.  He benefited from Jefferson's policy of refusing to prosecute marijuana growers and refusing to cooperate with Federal government. When Governor Bill Williamson was in Eureka to meet the Yeti Lama, Thornton approached him and thanked him for the state's position.[1]


  1. Thirty Days Later: Steaming Forward: 30 Adventures in Time, loc. 436.

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