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Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. (also B3) is a chain of domestic merchandise retail stores across United States, Canada and Mexico. Formed in 1971, the stores sell goods primarily for the bedroom and bathroom, as well as kitchen and dining room. The company is included in the S&P 500 and Global 1200 Indices and the NASDAQ-100 Index. It is also counted among the Fortune 500 and the Forbes 2000 as well.

Bed Bath & Beyond in "Father of the Groom"[]

Kate, Stacey and a "giggle" of other bridesmaids visited the Bed Bath & Beyond in Northridge Mall to shop in preparation for Kate's wedding. There Kate discoursed on the superiority of lime scented soup over frangipani, sandalwood or any other scent. Another bridesmaid quietly commented to Stacey that Kate was beginning to look like a lime. Stacey dismissed it as the lighting but Kate darkened into an avocado green and her skin became lumpy. She grew a muzzle with sharp teeth and a tail. In fact, she had been reificated into a Bridezilla.

Kate opened her mouth to speak but a bubbling shriek came out instead along with a blast of fire. The bridesmaids and the staff saw this and began to run. Kate, not yet realizing what had happened followed with more shrieks and flame.[1]

References[]

  1. See, e.g., We Install and Other Stories, loc. 49-82.
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