"Impossible Things Before Breakfast" was a song on Squirt Frog and the Evolving Tadpoles latest album Out of the Pond. Since it hadn't been released as a single, individuals who knew about it, let alone could whistle its opening bars, were big fans who really liked the album. One such individual was Tina Morton, a hotel clerk in Missoula, Montana.[1]

Literary NoteEdit

The name of the song likely comes from Lewis Carroll's fantasy novella Through the Looking-Glass, a sequel to Alice in Wonderland. A character, the White Queen, tells Alice that in her youth she could believe "six impossible things before breakfast". The novel Eruption provides nothing more than the title of the song.


  1. Eruption, pg 74.

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